If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
How does one acquire holy water?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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