So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Let's paint friendship bongs
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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