I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
she was so not down for the gang bang
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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