you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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