you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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