i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
