i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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