Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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