Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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