scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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