Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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