shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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