i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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