i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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