break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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