I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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