idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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