Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
A bitchslap is in order.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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