Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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