There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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