I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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