just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
