What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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