Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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