: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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