It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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