In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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