Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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