Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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