I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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