How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
