i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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