But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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