How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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