just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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