I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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