Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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