I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
well you can't waste a boner
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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