Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
