we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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