Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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