Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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