I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I am available for nakedness
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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