She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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