i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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