I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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