Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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