Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
