I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
This house was built for laser tag.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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