also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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